from www.foxnews.comA Florida teacher may have to pull an unemployment check out of his hat after performing magic in front of students, according to reports. Jim Piculas said he made a toothpick disappear and reappear in front of students at the Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes, Fla., Local6.com reported. He said he later got a call from the supervisor of teachers, saying he had been accused of wizardry.
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Ok I have to admit that I have not read this article yet because I am still laughing too frickin hard from reading the headline. I haven't laughed that hard for a while...I hope something horrible didn't happen due to the alleged use of the wizardry (that word just makes me laugh)because I will have to feel horrible for laughing so hard.
Aaaahhhaaahaaahhhaaa!!!!!!
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OK, I read it, I guess I was laughing too hard to see that it is posted right here.
The other headline on the link is just as hilarious:
A Florida teacher may have to pull an unemployment check out of his hat after performing magic in front of students, according to reports.
I hope the toothpick and its family recovers OK from this traumatic event.
He'll probably get a job...
from Bush in January to make all the Whitehouse files disappear.
He was probably a girly man.
Wizardry is just witchcraft for boys.
And witchcraft is for girls.
Therefore....girly-man.
(I want so badly to live in Florida but there are so many amazingly dumb people I couldn't stand it and would probably placed in a Wicker Man.)
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And here I was thinking a teacher demanded students read Harry Potter.
EXPLODING HEAD ALERT!
WHY-OH-WHY IS IGNORANCE REWARDED IN THIS COUNTRY????
The fact that the supervisor even humored the complaint makes my head explode.
Florida should be kicked out of the union and renamed S.E. Dumbf**kistan!
The parent who filed the complaint probably also believes in their heart that the heathen muslims want to destroy us so that they can take us back to the 14th century.
Irony is truly dead...
I have a dream....
that President Obama will issue the Second Emancipation Proclamation....allowing the Red States to secede,
Nah
Just herd the Dumbf**kistanis into Florida, Utah and Texas like they did the natives 2 ceturies ago. Give 'em 40 acres and a mule and a bag of seeds.
Oh ya, and build a wall around the borders. We don't want them getting out.
Of course we would need to give asylum to the thinking people who will be diplaced.
Think about it, there could be a new agency called the Bureau Of Idiot Affairs.
Sure it's a fascist idea, seems to be in vogue now anyway and will have a better chance of being implemented.
Sorry, idiotic stories deserve idiotic posts like this...
Owwww
My brain hurts.
IT WAS SLEIGHT OF HAND!!!!
No real magic was performed during the execution of this trick.
Maybe we should get Bugs Bunny to saw Florida loose like he did in the cartoon to prove that he wasn't harmless. The national IQ would probably go up.
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here is a link to a video..
After the [wizardry]fact, the frigging jokes began back-pedaling saying that he had a couple of "Other issues" which the administration also didnt like.
I really do not get it.
Middle school children love sleight of hand tricks.
I peformed sleight of hand tricks for all my children
when they were babies and up to age eleven. I would
always purchace kits and props. They always loved it.
Did they have something else against the guy that they could not go after him for? Something unmentionable? Was he making kids like him too much? Was he doing a great job (which is NOT allowed)?
Where else but Florida? The
Where else but Florida? The State has become the laughing stock of the US not to mention the rest of the world.
I'm no fan of winter, but I'd freeze to death before I'd ever move there. Fucktardville, indeed!!!
Satan walks among us
Burn them! Burn the witches! Burn the Warlock! Burn them all!
Oh, sorry...for a moment I thought it was 1692...my bad.
It's the early 21st century in George Bush's America.
Phew.
Wait a minute...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
LMAO!! ahh where is our
LMAO!! ahh where is our modern day Monty Python. God the jokes they could do about America would garner endless laughs and they wouldn't even need to write them they could just read the papers!
We're not in Kansas anymore Toto
I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain
Pray for him
We should pray he will get his job back. And why we are at it we should request no hurricanes hit florida too... steer them down to cuba instead.